#let's go fossils!!

[popsicle-stick]

stupidest people on gods green earth

[kokelek]

FIGHT ME! I DARE YOU ID: Kokelek

(my character pages are still being updated)

https://artfight.net/~Kokelek

[silvermeww]

okay, when was someone going to tell me that

oh, idk, steven started at 19, burgh has a younger sister, clay actually isn't born american, skyla's whole fam thing and ELESA IS 15???? (even younger than skyla like wtf???)

(also the 'alder' at the bottom is supposed to be drayden lol)

and that's not all

say hello to:

viola being 18??? 'black whirlwind' korrina, RAMOS MEETING AZ'S FLOETTE AS A KID, genderfluid and apparently also age-fluid olympia, CLEMONT?? AND HIS WHOLE THING DOWN TO BEING 12 OF ALL AGES???

(you know what, marlon being 30 definitely makes sense with the hippie vibes)

wikstrom SAYING that he only wears that suit in pokemon battles but i've never seen his casual wear, malva being pr for flare lol, drasna selling dragon merch + great family lore if you want to know, siebold having to third-wheel lysandre and sycamore while eating (move aside malva, you're not the only elite 4 dealing with this) and 20?? YEARS OLD?? DIANTHA????????????

(way too many men in kalos are getting ladies, c'mon)

ethan being into history is such a neat detail hmmm, idk much of the frontier brains ngl, and we've finally got the region for looker and it's... hoenn??? you know what, makes sense with his chaotic vibes so i'll take it (throws away unova taped to a rock behind my back). also he's abolsutely cheating we all see that he's just relying on knowing us as protags, should've known smh

(um i think someone said that 'caitlin' should've been anabel but idk)

oh and the last one is charon, if we care about how much of a loser he really is. forget about birch and the poochyena, this guy is the lowest heh. imagine being charon (please don't).

(when the protags of johto are the same age as clemont lol) (yeah i know there are years between those events just let me have this)

and last but not least:

aaron 🤝 valerie: wanting to be pokemon (and ig gotta toss in shauntal with the ao3 writer gift heh, don't know if they would commission her or stay away), bertha's description???? i love flint just saying, cynthia 👀👀 is absolutely doing something illegal 👀👀, roark is WHAT??? (child labour laws in sinnoh must be lax ngl), maylene as well???? fantina watching scary movies is something i'll have to incorporate into my worldview and bryon?? are you okay??

so yeah. credit goes to @/KuroBlitz96 on the twitter/x for having this up, i'm just here to project sheer surprise at this massive dump of ages... my thoughts on pokemon have completely turned on its head once more lol (this is fine)

[sandeewithtwoe]

Art fight in a week! Woohoo!

Yeah I’m still putting my OCs I haven’t used in years I have no shame

[queer-in-a-cornfield]

ART FIGHT ART FIGHT ART FIGHT

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[ponytailzuko]

YALL WANNA ADD ME SO BAD ITS CRAZY. pls drop ur artfights in my replies if u want i love following people.....

[lizard-daddy-toff]

ArtFIGHT!! ♡

Lets f goooooooooo 💗💗💗👈

[b33tlejules]

OOOOO YOU WANNA ATTACK ME ON ARTFIGHT SOOOO BAD JUST LOOK AT MY LITTLE GUYS

[jvgsjeff]

My villagers really, really like fossils. 🤷

[upddog]

Joining artfight this year with these guys and maybe a few more! Go fossils!

[kesoyotes]

HELLO TEAM FOSSIL NATION! 🦴

[l3mondem0n]

PLUH 🗣‼️‼️💥💥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

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Artfight 😛😛

[calciferiguess]

ART FIGHT !!!! HAD TO PICK TEAM FOSSILS OFCCC

also had to add bedrockbros somehow so !! lolol i’ll have my wof au on here too<3

artfight.net/~calciferiguess

[ieatkitkatswrong]

Come attack me on artfight!!

Here's my profile!

[animaterrena]

WHAT ARE YOU THE PATRON SAINT OF?

the patron saint of relics.

patron saint of remembering. patron saint of holding something close. patron saint of holding on for too long. for a saint, a relic is often a part of the body, kept for some physical memento of their holiness. they are all in your hands, now: does it feel like remembrance? does it feel sanctified? are the dust and blood as precious as they're supposed to be?

tagged by: @motherednature tagging: @fatherxfear @cliippedwiings @wintersovereign @ YOU!!